17 11 / 2013

…and we all know what that means…

…and they’re totally doable if you live in Louisiana and can pick up smaller TDK portions at a supermarket…

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I recommend a ciabatta roll, and you can skip the pepperjack. The stuffing is spicy enough that you can’t taste the peppers, anyway.

16 11 / 2013

A shower curtain works just as well and rarely costs more than $20 (this one cost me $15 at Tuesday Morning). Best of all, you don’t really need to install any fancy hardware. A simple tension rod works fine.

10 11 / 2013

It’s only a matter of time before Larry the Cable Guy Feminine Wash makes its way to the Big Lots shelves.

02 11 / 2013

Big Lots octopus?  I’ll take that bet.

Big Lots octopus?  I’ll take that bet.

29 10 / 2013

Because Mountain Dew is for people who put on airs.

Because Mountain Dew is for people who put on airs.

26 10 / 2013

The ultimate librarian cliche: my cat is tangled in a Demco swag bag. (at Wholly Cross)

The ultimate librarian cliche: my cat is tangled in a Demco swag bag. (at Wholly Cross)

13 10 / 2013

Pro tip: if you every find yourself at Wal-Mart after 9 PM waiting on a price check for a metal pooper scooper because none of the pieces on the shelf were tagged, you can save yourself, the cashier, and everyone behind you a lot of aggravation by just running back there taking a picture of the tag on the shelf itself.(Yes, my cat takes atomic dumps that broke the plastic scoop I was using.)

Pro tip: if you every find yourself at Wal-Mart after 9 PM waiting on a price check for a metal pooper scooper because none of the pieces on the shelf were tagged, you can save yourself, the cashier, and everyone behind you a lot of aggravation by just running back there taking a picture of the tag on the shelf itself.

(Yes, my cat takes atomic dumps that broke the plastic scoop I was using.)

11 10 / 2013

Cute costumes for the most part, but I’m pretty sure that little Frida Kahlo and little sufragette are wearing costumes that Mommy chose for them because Mommy wants to brag to other mommies about how refined little Emma’s tastes are or how empowered little Chloë is, and don’t you know we’ve just started her on the illustrated Little Golden Book edition of The Second Sex, but she reads at a much higher level than most six year-olds, so she just blazed right through it and is demanding some Judith Butler now.

07 10 / 2013

Isn’t that one of the main purposes of teh Intarwebz, right after porn and cat pictures?

Isn’t that one of the main purposes of teh Intarwebz, right after porn and cat pictures?

(Source: ourvaluedcustomers)

04 10 / 2013

Hentai salad!

Hentai salad!