18 8 / 2014

liartownusa:

Tom’s of Finland toothpaste package

Finally! A gentleman’s toothpaste.

liartownusa:

Tom’s of Finland toothpaste package

Finally! A gentleman’s toothpaste.

15 8 / 2014

The appendices of the Necronomicon have some great calamari recipes, as it turns out.

The appendices of the Necronomicon have some great calamari recipes, as it turns out.

15 8 / 2014

That is not dead which can immortal lie / And with strange aeons, even death may fry.

That is not dead which can immortal lie / And with strange aeons, even death may fry.

30 7 / 2014

True love awaits!

True love awaits!

30 7 / 2014

ourvaluedcustomers:

To his friend…

ourvaluedcustomers:

To his friend…

29 7 / 2014

Weird driftwood structure that looks like an inverted Viking boat.

Weird driftwood structure that looks like an inverted Viking boat.

28 5 / 2014

ourvaluedcustomers:

Following his friend’s long, furious, rambling criticism on the stupidity of the TWILIGHT movies…

To extend the analogy, it’s much more fun to stand on the other side of the fence and toss shit at the party.

ourvaluedcustomers:

Following his friend’s long, furious, rambling criticism on the stupidity of the TWILIGHT movies…

To extend the analogy, it’s much more fun to stand on the other side of the fence and toss shit at the party.

28 5 / 2014

Al Swearengen/Dan Dority slash fans

(aka Swearity or Dorengen ‘shippers)

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C’mon, think about it a minute. A rough, lawless frontier settlement like Deadwood is packed with primal masculinity locked in figurative and literal struggle with itself. Sure, there are prostitutes and a few marginally interesting women to hold up the fig leaf of heteronormativity, but they are never so cursory, so incidental as when they’re servicing Al Swearengen during a BJ monologue. And when do we ever see Dan Dority sampling the human merchandise he’s tasked with managing? Never! Who lies spent and pallid on the bed beside Al after he passes his kidney stones? Dan Fuckin’ Dority, that’s who! Forget Cummerbund and that mousy Hobbit guy. Forget those two dungaree-clad brothers who live in their car and bang each other. Forget those limey manic pixie dream twinks fumbling around in that blue box. Al & Dan are the real deal. You should totally make crappy animated GIFs from Deadwood scenes and draw God-awful chibi comics of Al Swearengen and Dan Dority going to pound-town.

05 5 / 2014

Guess what this is.

Guess what this is.

17 11 / 2013

…and we all know what that means…

…and they’re totally doable if you live in Louisiana and can pick up smaller TDK portions at a supermarket…

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I recommend a ciabatta roll, and you can skip the pepperjack. The stuffing is spicy enough that you can’t taste the peppers, anyway.